SF Personals

cult leader seeking cult leaderess

summary: 22, 6’3”. His room is more desk than bed, he has four desks: typewriter desk, book desk, computer desk, desk with a train horn he assembled then convinced friends to drive to the beach one Saturday night to honk loudly. Curious, spontaneous, experience-seeking. Tinkerer, made a bench that tips over if you sit on it wrong. Has many twitter followers but unfortunately this does not translate into getting a girlfriend even a little bit. Things women may care about (pos): open-minded, earnest, emotionally mature, very 6’3”, independently wealthy. Things women may care about (neg): moody, chaotic, slightly autistic, AI-pilled, not great at sports except for those in which his long wingspan creates a natural advantage.review from his friend Mehran (also available): "Will is an ubermensch. His dad’s name is Chad so he’s literally Chad Jr. He’s calm, smart, and a deep thinker. One of the most thoughtful people I know. Across all aspects of being a man, he is better than most other men, in a non-gay way. He is stubborn but adaptive."

intentions: Looking for a long-term relationship, someone to do things in the city with.seeking: An intense and unconventional woman ~21-23. Intelligent and tall, height is slightly more important than intelligence, in a ratio of 1” to 3 IQ points. Slender, androgynous tomboy but also witchy aesthetic (somehow). Maybe an evil, insane, powermaxing woman. Curious and energetic, appreciates his weirdness and has weirdness to offer. Reliable, sociable, capable of existential conversation.wants to know: What’s one of your autistic special interests?contact: email date [at] sfpersonals.com, subject line "date will," include your linkedin profile and your answer to the above question.

joyful explorer seeking bail bondswoman

summary: 23. 6'0.4”. Full of energy, a joy for life, and boundless optimism. Currently looking for a lost city in Latin America because he thinks that’s “so cool.” The most anthropophilic guy in the world, loves deeply connecting with people, especially those very unlike himself. Thinks most people live passive lives, and wants to do things in accordance with what he wants to see in the world. Almost always wears very short shorts (perhaps subconsciously because it’s illegal to wear shorts in his homeland Iran). He also basically wears the same outfit every day like a cartoon character.review from his friend Will (also available): "Mehran is steadfast in his weirdness, he has an extremely unique view of the world. He might believe that no one else is alive. He’s the least likely person I've ever met to kill himself because he’s the most experience-maxxing ever. He cares more about vibe than physical attraction."

intentions: Looking for a deep connection, whether eternal or shorter than that.seeking: Someone with joie de vivre, who may or may not speak french. 19-26. Down to do things that are borderline illegal, a chiller with no squareness. The more unpredictable the better, you never know her next move. Has an untraditional occupation, her thoughts are directed by herself, makes money doing something she likes. A lovely girl with a sparkle in her eye. Besides these qualities, seeking someone very unlike himself.wants to know: You get a call that I’m stuck in a third world prison, how do you get me out?contact: email date [at] sfpersonals.com, subject line "date mehran," include your linkedin profile and your answer to the above question.

witchy scientific mind seeking ethereal nerd

summary: 27, 5'7". Enjoys existing in contradictions: technical and artistic, masculine and feminine, witchy but scientific, suspending disbelief but relishing the suspension. Always kinda crashing out but secretly likes it that way; feels despair and euphoria every day, and finds the beauty and animism in every moment. Dances to herself while waiting for her big tech shuttle. Procrastinates on each of her side projects with the other (wearable cat-shaped AI “anti-phone” and graphic novel about interns simulating Earth). Crafty. Takes soft stuff like mediating friends’ conflicts and applies logic/order, but in a nurturing/effective way. Seeks to make interactions more heartfelt, delightful, and genuine. Started a coliving house and considered the "House Grandma.” Work hard play hard, wants to be cracked and rich.review from her ex Kevin: "Anna™️ has cool design, joyful animations with lots of personality. Can be laggy, needs frequent recharging, makes weird noises sometimes. Good community. 9/10 would recommend."

intentions: Looking for either a silly fun hookup or true love/marriage/children - nothing in between.seeking: Someone 23-32 who can be described as lovely, ethereal. A kind, artistic soul and deep, detail-oriented systems thinker who reads Wikipedia for fun and shares information inputs, to synergize with their shared creative outputs. Ambitious, wants to have a big impact on the world and join her in making good money to fuel the scheme machine (or be a SAH parent if that's their jam). Would be great if likewise queer, but with a Y chromosome for child reasons. Also a bonus if a fellow French/Mandarin speaker and/or language lover. Has both feminine and masculine energy and wants the same from a partner. Stylish, would like to look good together.wants to know: What's your internal monologue like? Give me a snippet.contact: email date [at] sfpersonals.com, subject line "date anna," include your linkedin profile and your answer to the above question.

schemer seeking eternal assistant conspirator

summary: 26, 5'1". Mischievous. Big schemer. Like Hannah Montana or Batman but works in the finance department in big tech by day and concocts elaborate projects by night. E.g. gathered a few hundred people in the park for Sit Club (like Run Club but without the bad parts (running)), built a reverse advice line for people who need to give advice, distributes "tech daddy" stickers memeing leaders in tech. Passionate about sparking joy in friends/strangers’ lives through the silly, whimsical, and absurd. Her friends describe her as quick-witted, smart, passionate, artistic, and deeply caring. Her enemies describe her as intense, impatient, distractible, overly analytical, and strange.review from her friend Athena: “She's super funny, and a creative powerhouse, her humor/creativity is very unique, and yet strike a chord with people. A really thoughtful, dependable friend, like in a way that I can count on her to make big scary decisions. Someone who is able to make humor in everyday situations, and just make everything fun/an adventure. Also really introspective and action oriented.”

intentions: Looking for the love of my life. Go all in, coward.seeking: A pretty boy 24-30, witty, clever, an optimist, extroverted, liberal, employed. Looks like he’s in a band but is not (it’s very important that he’s not). Has third-order thoughts. Asks questions and has a deep, innate sense of curiosity. Very empathetic. Kinda a huge simp & loves powerful women. Down to clown.wants to know: I’m organizing Strippers for Charity (friends shake ass in support of a charity of their choosing, all the dollar bills thrown at them when they throw it back go to that charity). As my partner, how do you support me with this event?contact: email date [at] sfpersonals.com, subject line "date danielle," include your linkedin profile and your answer to the above question.

camp counselor looking for someone to take dancing

summary: 26, 6’3”. Similar to Cronk from The Emperor’s New Groove - enthusiastic, loves to be helpful, jacked, and a bit of a himbo (despite working in aerospace). Loves to cook and is very good at it, however, will take three hours to sear you the most delicious steak you’ve ever had, so we’ve learned to eat an entire rotisserie chicken before his dinner parties. Was head camp counselor for his Russian Dance studio, made sure kids didn’t run into the road. Loves solving challenging puzzles and riddles, thinks programing is creative. Believes in karma. Writes silly songs about things he loves, like oatmeal and rats.review from his friend Jonathan: “Alex is the life of the party, a better dancer than you (the reader), and larger than life. He will do The Worm when the opportunity presents itself (e.g at a random bar during his company’s Christmas party, or at his friend’s parody commencement). He’s very good at The Worm. He always makes sure people feel included, he’s personable and enthusiastic so it’s never hard to talk to him.”

intentions: A long term relationship, someone to grow with and support each other.seeking: An energetic woman 23-29 he can take dancing, who’s down to do some sort of athletic activities together. Who can beat him in a board game, as “that’s so hot. I’m imagining her strangling me for resources for Catan and need a second.” Especially niche, mechanically convoluted boardgames. Passionate about her career, not afraid to try new things, funny, kind, authentic. Tall is a plus, he thinks tall girls have it harder and that builds character. If they’re Russian or Russian-speaking, that’s huge.wants to know: How’s it going? (in detail)contact: email date [at] sfpersonals.com, subject line "date alex," include your linkedin profile and your answer to the above question.

You’re probably thinking - advertising a handful of people on the street? This doesn’t scale at all. Well Paul Graham said to do exactly that and also I don’t care about bettering the general dating infrastructure, I care about finding love for my friends specifically. Everyone else is not my problem, unless they want to date my friends, then welcome :) hehe come take a look around!!

Also three years ago I became a licensed Reverend because it’s easy and fun to do and every year since, I’ve received an email from the Reverend service congratulating me on another year of being a Reverend, unknowingly relentlessly taunting me for still having yet to officiate a wedding. Every person on this page has promised that if I find them their future spouse I get to officiate their wedding and this is very motivating to me and I hope to you as well, in an inspirational way that makes you want to help me achieve this goal.

is this a front for another shitty dating product?
nooo this is just for the love of the gameare there sexy singles in my area?
yea they're literally right herewhy is the background in all of your photos the same?
we're at the $1 margs place, aka my office hours, I am here every week and make anyone who wants something from me meet me hereyou are so funny and sexy how do I date you?
please stay focused on the singles on the page

can I be added to the singles list?
not at the moment, these are friends that I personally endorse to date, which probably means nothing to you because you don't know me, but integrity is a core pillar of my personality and so it only feels morally permissible recommending friends that I believe are sufficiently suited to swim in the dating poolthese weren't my frequently asked questions at all.
this is not a question